The Noodle Incident

At some point in every hungry persons life...there comes a time when they
experiment with the noodle.

When all else fails, seek the noodle.

The fudge and the melon on a sadly sunny and much sleep deprived day pondered "what should we have for lunch?" Since fudges family had abandoned the house (probably to avoid stepping on glue and the vast amounts of paper strewn around the house) had to resort to their own means of survival. Having slept for just an hour in two days and hair still pasted together by blobs of glue...fudge and melon zombied themselves to the kitchen and grabbed the only two packets of noodles and made....

THE MOST DELICIOUS, AWESOMELY GOOD, YUMMILICIUOS, BEST-EVER-NOODLE-IN-THE-WORLD, SCRUMPTIOUS, MOST DIVINE, BESTEST EVER, MOST EPIC maggie noodle rendition ever!.... but alas... neither of us remember what went in it... all we know is that the cheese and the onion were involved but as for the rest of the recipe...it remains one of the greatest mysteries to date...but we DO have a picture! yay!

Once upon a Fridge: TRY THIS AT HOME!

Once upon a time, The Fudge & The Melons were rather hungry after their assignments. They were at The Fudge's house, raiding the highly packed fridge. Amazingly, the overflowing fridge did not contain a promising midnight snack. So The Fudge took out a can of Milk Maid (condensed milk just in case you have no clue what that is!), a bottle of cordial, & cheese. The Melons was confused why The Fudge took out the Sun Quick Black Current Cordial out. The Fudge & The Melons each sliced a slice of cheese for themselves. Until they thought of experimenting. The Fudge poured the cordial into a little bowl thingy, which contained Milk Maid. The Fudge was considered a genious. The Fudge created expensive Rs. 200 black current yogurt found in Cargills, with cordial and milk maid.

Thus The Fudge & The Melons had a Happily Ever After midnight yogurt snack!!

p.s.: careful with the quantity of the amount of cordial put into the milk maid. Too sweet! says The Melon!

Mayonnaise the Faithful

I'm sure we are familiar with the usual complain routine, "work and life sucks!" and "there's nothing to eat!!". Food is your comfort when you get home(unless you are having an eating disorder!). And what's worse than an over flowing of impossible people in a work place? A fridge that sucks!

Eating from out is considered unhealthy physically(Junk food makes you fat! "They" say!), and mentally in terms of your wallet being over exposed to pennies, and emptiness. Plus life is just so supportive that you only crave for luxury food when you're on your last Rs.100. Brilliant ain't it? So what do we humans do? We adapt, or at least attempt to believe that we are adapting to our food and wallet crisis. Which is why I thought of Mayonnaise. I believe that Mayonnaise is the answer to our luxury food craving broke days.

Firstly a bottle of Mayonnaise though costly it may seem, you can store it for some time. And if you do notice most luxury foods have at least a drop of Mayonnaise in them. So let me just list out a few foods you can make at home for a lesser price with Mayonnaise.
Sandwiches, Burgers, Subs, Dips , Salads, Pasta, White Sauce, if you are good in baking even pizza! etc.
And, don't worry I wouldn't leave you out in the blues without some easy recipes!

Sandwich: Pol Sambol, Cabbage, and Mayonnaise of course with toast! YUMMY!!!!!!!!!! but the pol sambol and mayonnaise and cabbage has to be mixed very thoroughly. won't take you long to make this one! I vow solemnly indeed!

A must try is a cream cracker sandwich with mayonnaise and chilie pieces. NOT the powder! If you're in a mood for a spiced not even 5minute snack... WALLAH!!!

You DO know how to make a healthy Coleslaw Salad right? Well i wasn't either, so it's all normal! Carrots and Cabbage cut into thin slices and mis thoroughly with Mayonnaise! A healthy salad just for you!

Being adventurous is a must in the Mayonnaise world. Subs are the perfect adventure! So just go crazy!!